Monday 21 March 2011

Right let's get this bullplop under way ffs.

Hello. Hello and you are all very welcome to my blog.
I am a friendly helpful blogger like you so fucking FOLLOW ME before I launch myself into the Intertubes INSIDE an mp3 file compressed at -20db x 10:1 ratio (or something) at 60kb/s and boorst your eardrums with PHAT BASS you total plumb.

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it is PyrON's *unsound* sound info.
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(Waits, where do the astrices (*asterisks*)go - on 'unsound' or 'sound'? there wasn't supposed to be an 'un' before 'sound'. fuck. Account is created now, so anyways...)


Hello! I welcome you. You are now my new friend you are welcome here. Thank you for coming. You are valued. Please be assured of this. YOU are a very VALUED individual here on this blog.

I'm a bit pissed drunk now so do excuse my typoes and general malaise and spelling. And please refer *not* to how I 'blog'. (By the way, NEVER sound engineer/produce/write music while intoxicated, NEVER! - well maybe writing stuff is okay sort of, and producing - depends on mood and intoxicant It's the worst thing ever you won't have proper EARjudgement or anything,-PERFORMING musiks on drugs and drink is of course, preferable) (AND BY THE WAY - soon as I can I am going to lash ads and banners for really expensive sound productrion equipment all over this site as SOON AS I CAN so I can make money to buy the fucking gear). Anyway I'm drunk on the Internet. SO WHAT?
I DON'T FUCKING TELL YOU HOW TO SOUND ENGINEER SO DON'T TELL ME HOW TO BLOG YOU TOTAL BASTARD.

Before we bign my good new firend that I like already so much we need to bne. We need to get things straight. Just be sure of the BOUNDRIES and where we sit on the subjects and all de tings. [typing in webpages makes everything worng - I uise notepad (coz I'm oldskull like that) and I am going to paste from that in future and then nothing will be wrong, ever!)

K. Disclaimer. From notepad. Cool. (Note all edits will be WRONG and messed up. Because I will do them on a WEPBPAGE and not in glorious notepad (*oldshool* FTW!) ffs where it is always perfect UNregardless of how much alcohol I ahve consumed.. (My novell is in .txt and it is FUCKING SHEER BRILLIANCE it would blind you yes. It would for serious.

I'm too tired and drunk for this shit. DISCLAIMER in next post.
Click something else until you can click 'next post' or whatever the googlemachine calls it.



PS.wowwz I just realised I can put an images here. YOyoWOOp YAY! - can't do THAT in notepad LOL!
Onnyways


I'm too tired and drunk for this shit.
 DISCLAIMER in next post. i saidthat alreaddy
Click on something else until you can click 'Next nEW Post' or whatever the googlemaschinez calls it. peasout

5 comments:

  1. hahaha I love your blogging style.
    Can't wait to read more of what you have to say.

    Followed.

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  2. Erika. Oh Erika. Oh sweet sweet Erika.
    I am naked now using my underwear to mop my tear. Sweet Erika. Oh.... and this is the song that has been playing. This IS 'OUR SONG'.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZsizuDUqio

    and the video is a thing we could see forver on our journey Erika through this crazy life... and this CRAAZY LOVE ERIKA. Ohhhh... I will sleep happy tonight. - probably on that bench (end of the vid) but how and ever. <3

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  3. Wow, what a heartfelt comment. We should totally do that bench thing sometime. Shit just got real, bro. I love you too. <3

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  4. wtf? For... shit. My heart is RACING!
    What? Oh good LAWD what did I say there?
    Oh fucketty fuck I can't believe I did that.
    Shit REALLY fucking just got real.

    Like, I wasn't shaking enough from the hangover.\sdhlasdhfdhk arrrrrhghhhhshd dont know what to say AHHHhh *hides in a closet*

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  5. OH FUCKING BUTTCAKES IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME.

    I played this TERRIBLY bad sound quality track (not bad production/fine enough cover version to be fair) and watched the video over and over like FIFTY FUCKING TIMES last night ... in my,... no, *not* in my underwear apparently.

    *buries hands in face or however that's supposed to go.
    Gayyyyeyyeyeye/ ah shuttup PryON just... ah. wtf am I going to do?

    I think I should pull this blog. Ah . Erika really? WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK>?

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