A New Leaf

K. So this week has been a pretty full on roller coaster for me since I started with the blogger stuff. FUCK ME it's been insane.
The whole wild ride is here, start to finish so FUCK A RECAP JUST READ THE BASTARDING THING YOURSELF.




RECAP
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I may or may not have:


got drunk 
made my new blog as white as possible
fallen in love
wanted to block anyone from following 
got pretty fucking drunk
slept outside on a bench 
dropped a xanax
been glad people were able to follow 
cried to Beach Boys acapellas
added ads to my site (click 'em you fucks) [Edit: apparently I'm not supposed to encourage you to click my ads. Cool. I only like the ballerina ones anyway. Do only if you want to and are genuinely interested in the product. I could do with a few extra pennies, but I feel like a whore and that it's dirty money anyway so fuck it. though - I could watch that thing spinning and then try and flip her to spin the other way using my mind (yeh! It's possible!)...all day. Thanks]




expressed my wish to have my ashes pressed into vinyl records
pumped my arms in the air on my table to disco music
had a very important dream about golden eggs
spontaneously ejaculated twice in four hours
put up THE FUCKING DISCLAIMER FFS
got SHITFACED drunk
called my readers CUNTS
wrecked head
slept in a corner of my apartment
gone for a coffee
vomited in shame
got head wrecked
calmed the fuck down


It's time to move on. I STRONGLY considered pulling the whole thing today when the full consequences of my second MAJOR DRUNKEN BLOGGING EPISODE came apparent. I fucked up royally and then I got sad and upset and SICK even and then got kind of scared and then REALLY FUCKING MORE ASHAMED THAN I HAVE BEEN SINCE I STARTED THIS and then kind of cool everything has gone a lot better than it might have I hope.


So starting tomorrow (or maybe on Monday would be best so I can get away from the blockospears and get steamed in peace only having to deal with the usual RL consequences like fines and penalty points and maybe a night in the slammer. It's a bit unfair though like taxis are pricey enough not to mention the SOILING CHARGE WHICH IS A GUARANTEE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER FUCKEM. I can't afford that shit and like, sometimes it works out better than I'd have expected, like if the thing is completely TOTALLED just walk away and claim insurance.


But I digress.
Erika is the coolest chick on the bloggysmear who is being right back at this link: 
brbgoinginsane.blogspot.com/ - follow it I fucking dare you. (Just ignore any of my comments, past present and future. :I )
We are. Well it's none of YOUR BASTARD BUSINESS WHAT OUR FEELINGS ARE FOR EACH OTHER YOU FUCKING PERVERT!


We are going to collaborate on the best tune that will ever be made ever.
In the mean time I AM SWEARING OFF DRINKING AND BLOGGING! I will NEVER EVER DRINK AND BLOG AGAIN! And instead I will present the informative sound engineering blog I had intended initially.


So CHEERS TO THAT! *raises the last of the half bottle of gin*


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