Hello again, this is still 'Wrongwrongwrong' I am unhappy to report.
We have heard nothing since yesterday evening's phone call (see the previous post, update at the bottom of the actual post).
Rather than sit here bitting my nails, unable to concentrate on bass practice I thought I should honour PryON and continue with his work as he had intended.
I was one of the friends he wrote the sound engineering guide for, so I have a copy and thought I could paste some here for you all.
I realise many of you have much love for the man and I'm sure you too would appreciate the distraction in his own words and inimitable style.
(Try and) enjoy....
Thanks again to all,
Wrongwrongwrong.
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Doing dem biznissez in the right order.
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Step 1: Compose your tune.
check
Step 2: Decide that it's finished.
(in progress)
.... thought so.
FINISH THE FUCKING TUNE! Decide you have got to the point where any more arseing about with it will turn it into a shittier piece of shit than it already is. (Not talking about ButtMaster-Tea's tune, [Ed. He is another music friend of PryON's] just my own sense of knowing I'm going to run out of 'ctrl-z's if I keep this mucking about up and don't have a backup to revert to - because who the hell saves work as they go, right?)
Tune finished...onwards and spiral downwards into the mix.
3. Mix.
mix = get the volume for each track right?
ARRRG! Get your levels, effects and stereo spread sorted.
Mmmm. Basically "get the volume for each track", but that's like saying credits are good debits are bad in accounting.
ok.... the volume for each of my tracks varies wildly in the tune
*tears hair out* We will get to that.
When the 'volume' for each of your 'tracks' is 'right', you can MASSTOR! MASSTOR! JUST CALL MY NAME KIZ I'LL HEAR YOU SCREAM!
4. Master.
Squish your tune into a block so that it slides easily through intertubes and blasts louder than everyone else's songs out of radios (if you are very lucky).
thanks for taking on his legacy.
ReplyDeletehope he show up soon, though.
Yo wtf is this shit? I fuck off to a loopy-bastard cult for a couple of nights and you hijack my fucking blog? Man you are some cunt. I like what you've done with the logo though. Red. Nice.
ReplyDeleteBUT THEN YOU GO AND PASTE IN SOUND GUIDE SHIT WITHOUT MY CONSENT?
You fucking asshole.
Give me my blog back NOW dickhead.
i am really new here, but love listening to a final product :)
ReplyDeleteok things are looking strange.
ReplyDeletebtw fellow bass player here
It's a sad day when a man can't go join a cult in peace. As long as he stays away from Kool-Aid and any other powder-based drinks, he'll be fine.
ReplyDeleteFuckin' right Robert. You wouldn't BELIEVE the shit they don't let you take in that place. Fuck 'em.
ReplyDeleteAND YOU SPELLED 'BITING' WRONG YOU DUM DUM.
(Not you Robert, you are an intelligent man, I can see that quite clearly).
now I can make some biznissez rite? :D
ReplyDeleteJust do da biznissez in the right order my man. IN THE RIGHT FUCKING ORDER!
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