Thursday 24 March 2011

A New Leaf

K. So this week has been a pretty full on roller coaster for me since I started with the blogger stuff. FUCK ME it's been insane.
The whole wild ride is here, start to finish so FUCK A RECAP JUST READ THE BASTARDING THING YOURSELF.




RECAP
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I may or may not have:


got drunk 
made my new blog as white as possible
fallen in love
wanted to block anyone from following 
got pretty fucking drunk
slept outside on a bench 
dropped a xanax
been glad people were able to follow 
cried to Beach Boys acapellas
added ads to my site (click 'em you fucks) [Edit: apparently I'm not supposed to encourage you to click my ads. Cool. I only like the ballerina ones anyway. Do only if you want to and are genuinely interested in the product. I could do with a few extra pennies, but I feel like a whore and that it's dirty money anyway so fuck it. though - I could watch that thing spinning and then try and flip her to spin the other way using my mind (yeh! It's possible!)...all day. Thanks]




expressed my wish to have my ashes pressed into vinyl records
pumped my arms in the air on my table to disco music
had a very important dream about golden eggs
spontaneously ejaculated twice in four hours
put up THE FUCKING DISCLAIMER FFS
got SHITFACED drunk
called my readers CUNTS
wrecked head
slept in a corner of my apartment
gone for a coffee
vomited in shame
got head wrecked
calmed the fuck down


It's time to move on. I STRONGLY considered pulling the whole thing today when the full consequences of my second MAJOR DRUNKEN BLOGGING EPISODE came apparent. I fucked up royally and then I got sad and upset and SICK even and then got kind of scared and then REALLY FUCKING MORE ASHAMED THAN I HAVE BEEN SINCE I STARTED THIS and then kind of cool everything has gone a lot better than it might have I hope.


So starting tomorrow (or maybe on Monday would be best so I can get away from the blockospears and get steamed in peace only having to deal with the usual RL consequences like fines and penalty points and maybe a night in the slammer. It's a bit unfair though like taxis are pricey enough not to mention the SOILING CHARGE WHICH IS A GUARANTEE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER FUCKEM. I can't afford that shit and like, sometimes it works out better than I'd have expected, like if the thing is completely TOTALLED just walk away and claim insurance.


But I digress.
Erika is the coolest chick on the bloggysmear who is being right back at this link: 
brbgoinginsane.blogspot.com/ - follow it I fucking dare you. (Just ignore any of my comments, past present and future. :I )
We are. Well it's none of YOUR BASTARD BUSINESS WHAT OUR FEELINGS ARE FOR EACH OTHER YOU FUCKING PERVERT!


We are going to collaborate on the best tune that will ever be made ever.
In the mean time I AM SWEARING OFF DRINKING AND BLOGGING! I will NEVER EVER DRINK AND BLOG AGAIN! And instead I will present the informative sound engineering blog I had intended initially.


So CHEERS TO THAT! *raises the last of the half bottle of gin*


;I

35 comments:

  1. P.S. Sorry I didn't get around to checking all your guyse's blogs and commenting (although you may be relieved about that) today.
    I will get to you during the SOBER hours of the coming days (if I'm not incarcerated or committed).

    I gotta get my drink on now and I'm also bollox tired from sleeping on the wooden floor.

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  2. you cannot ask people to click your ads! you will get banned!
    ^^

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  3. sounds like my kind of day, get sobered up so you can comment and then return to getting shit faced

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  4. Shit ELEXERDEXLERELEX. FOR REALZ? Don't click my ads anyone I AM A WHORE!

    Malkavian, now you talkin'.

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  5. cried to Beach Boys acapellas
    ^ lol wat. btw invalid clicks are the worse

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  6. Wow. That's an impressive rant.

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  7. uhhh tell us more about the "fallen in love" thing LOL

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  8. Ha. Fuck yeah, sounds like a good time.

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  9. Having your ashes pressed into a vinyl record is an awesome idea.

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  10. Never you mind Venus. If you dig around you will find traces of clues about details but I'm not explicitly sharing ANYTHING PERSONAL that goes on between me and other bloggers again. Sorry.

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  11. looking forward to some sound engineering tips! :)

    "I may or may not have:" lol. good insurance

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  12. best thing you do is not to.

    blog and drink... sounds like fun.

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  13. incredible post... following

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  14. :( I'll miss the drunken rants, but I can understand why you're stopping them.

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  15. If I could find a way to contain it to just this blog then I wouldn't care so much Robert. Is there a way I could do that?
    Like before I get stuck into the fifth beer or into the hard stuff maybe I could block all URL's except for this one and my dashboard. That could work, maybe.

    But it's important I concentrate on the point of the blog too I guess - the sound advice side. :I

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  16. ahahahhaa this blog always makes me laugh.. drinkin and writin always fun ahaa..

    on topic, can you actually have your ashes pressed into vynal? that would be freakin sweet!

    get som jimi hendrix up in there.. then my bro could hit a bong and listen to me actually make decent music for once.. props bro!

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  17. You sure can MEMHEHEHEHEEEE HEE!

    andvinyly.com/

    I'll bet you could get it done cheaper if you found a pressing place not freaked out by sprinkling dead people into their vinyl.

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  18. Hello peanutbuttercookieshitcake! I've been thinking about this a lot today.... and I think we should take this relationship to the next level.

    Where abouts are you from and are there any benches nearby?

    ps. Ballerinas that fuck with your mind are awesome. Unless they're presented to you as a female knockoff of Fight Club.

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  19. £> I been thinking of you too Erika. A lot.
    There are benches nearby.
    Dunno what you mean by 'female knockoff of Fight Club' really but I like the mind-fuck ballerinas alright.
    I won't disclose my location here. I know it's near enough to you peanutbuttercookieshitcake. We'll get all of it sorted. Maybe away from these prying eyes. <3

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  20. Add me on MSN/WLM and we shall have to meet up soon, I don't think I can go any longer without seeing you. This distance is tearing me apart. My contact details are on my profile.

    I need to be with you always.

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  21. I don't have or know how to work dem things. :[

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  22. Then maybe we shall never be together.... =[

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  23. good evening sir. very good post you got here, hope everything goes swell. and that erika is quite a catch!

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  24. Thanks SKINNERZ! Yeah my world pretty much rocks the Kasbah right now. Cool. Later my good man.

    Technodullver - What an insightful interpretation!

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  25. blogstop relationship lmfaoaoo

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  26. *pumps hands in the air*
    YOU ARE MAH CINEMA! I COULD WATCH YOU FOREVVAH! ....YOU ARE
    MAH CINEMA, my Hollywood trezhya...

    And, no, not drunk :P

    CHOP THE BASS!

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  27. shshsh k? the guy from the club is in the room and i don't wat him to know i am typing this. he is some sort of conduit for god. he says i have a beautiful soul and technolgy darkens it but he will make it light again. so this might be the last you hear from me ever. igo to him now He calls.

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  28. really interesting post!


    Following!

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  29. i want my body to be pressed into the trashiest album possible, like 'can't touch this' or 'ice ice baby' or someshit

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  30. you have a nice blog man :) + followed looking for more

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  31. MEEEEEHEEHEEHEHEHE it might have been nice to receive that advice AT THE TIME! Nah, he didn't try anything until I was going through D.T.'s next night I nearly bit through his finger.

    My comment is amusing to me, reading it in its proper context now. Man, I was off my tits. haha!

    MAXIMOOM - as always you are a man of pure class and taste, I love it.

    Also AMBOREEN and Get Fucking The Mouth thank you for your geniune interest +following, bitches.

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