Tuesday, 31 May 2011


I am taking a trip.
I can't say where or for how long, or if I will be jailed for life as a result.

However, in the meantime I have published the ENTIRE fucking mix/master guide to a separate page up there somewhere.
I hope Ed-WERD won't be pissed about that (he's been copying all the 'sound' advice into a Word doc - I'm sure he wouldn't have bothered had he known I would do it but I didn't fucking know until today man, I AM SORRY!)

Anyway, whether you care for audio and music production or not, you should read every sensual word of the guide because, srsly dood, I want to make you a little hard n horny or moist in the knicker-pants and I put a fuck load of work into choosing just the right tantalising phrases to acheive that aim. 
Even if you have no CLUE what a 'reverb unit' is and have no inclination to do any audio work on anything evvvorr, idc, get your horn on from my meticulously crafted poetic prose and adore me for it and fantasise twice daily about it as you rub one out ffs. (I know you do it at least 3 times, so you can easily dedicate two to me, I deserve it COMEON!) Yeah.

(Sound familiar? - yeah I cut that from one of the pastes for the guide. I posted dem werds before one time, but it definitely deserved to be posted again).

So anyway. Enjoy the guide. Wish me luck and I hope to see (almost) all of you on the other side!


  1. This trip sounds like the plot for a new Hangover movie.

  2. haha no worries.
    try not to get jailed, stay safe bro

  3. This saves trouble? Yes? Yes.

  4. Could have sworn I already commented on this... in any case, have a safe and fun trip! :D

  5. (maxpower here))

    yeah your advice is really good! now i understand compression, and what it's used for. also making balanced compositions. out of all the blogs i learned the most from you!