Tuesday, 12 April 2011

All you fucks that don't read FUCK OFF!

I fucking mean it.
I have no time for you time wasting scum.
I pour my heart, soul and mind (and liver) into this blog.
Some AMAZING shit has happened as a result of it, but you non-readers are just the scummy residue on the edge of the bath after a lovely sensual soak 'n' rub... and fiddle (which reminds me I need a bigger longer Disney dwarf character soap).


Know what I'm saying? I am NOT going to put effort in to visiting your blog and ALL DE TINGS if you just say 'nice post' or 'guitars are cool'.
GUITARS ARE NOT COOL YOU FUCK! Gu.. well, yeah they are - in the right hands, and in the shop all hanging on the wall being too expensive and that, but still, I think you get me.


READ THIS SHIT OR FUCK THE FUCKETTY FUCK OFF AND DON'T COME BACK!


At this point I would like to say hello to Ed (SERIOUS love for you man), Electric Addict, elexerdelex, MAX POWER and bestest of all <font color="pink" size="50"><3</font> Erika <font color="pink" size="50">£></font> (go vote for her to come here so we can make sweet mmmm... musics, you bastards) - all of whom have been here from the start and been invested enough to prove that they (at least occasionally if not always) READ THE FUCKING JUNK I WRITE!
Posted by PryON at 11:59

18 comments:

  1. D22 Zone12 April 2011 at 11:59

    Great work! I love the blog style!

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  2. Drivebot12 April 2011 at 12:26

    :') if i become a female over the course of my life, you may impregnate me with your seed for your kindness.

    haha the HTML for Erika didn't work :C

    OH I made a new electro mix, so I hope you aren't bandwidth capped!

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  3. Meghan Moran12 April 2011 at 13:21

    Preach it brotha!

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  4. PryON12 April 2011 at 13:54

    Glovey is just taking the piss. rly fer srs? What a dick.
    I know I'll see that exact comment on every blog I (ACTUALLY READ!) today.

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  5. Zombie12 April 2011 at 14:40

    Great post!
    ..
    ...
    Just kidding! Honestly I am sick of seeing the same generic comment on my blog too... By the way your HTML is showing. I hope you and Erika finally get to meet IRL though. :D

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  6. PryON12 April 2011 at 15:18

    Eek, my what is showing?!
    *covers up and blushes*

    Thanks Zombie for your kind wish.
    *crosses fingers and shuts eyes rlly rlly tight!*

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  7. ed12 April 2011 at 16:12

    guitars are c..
    thanks pryon :]
    already voted for you on her page.
    and yes i agree w/ your 'dont publish' comment

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  8. Anonymous12 April 2011 at 16:15

    interesting junk you just wrote.
    don´t waste your neurons on that.

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  9. Remi12 April 2011 at 16:35

    Lol, call em out. Sometimes I feel like saying this, but never post it up like you do

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  10. noone12 April 2011 at 20:29

    Oh nice post, i lol'd. no just kidding lol i did read that. and no guitars are not awesome. Air Organs are.

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  11. Fix PC Games Admin12 April 2011 at 21:02

    right that's what I try to do read the whole post and make some sense if it's interesting :o

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  12. G12 April 2011 at 22:48

    you have one crazy blog...I'm off to change my vote on Erika's blog - just for you bro...following

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  13. Erika12 April 2011 at 23:03

    If you guys want me to go fly out the country to meet PryON, please consider donating even a small amount toward the travel costs for me on my blog and vote for me to go!!

    <333 ~ I hope we get to do this, baby. I want for it so bad.

    And I'm sorry for all the buttheads that don't appreciate your blog the way that I do.

    £>>>

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  14. PryON13 April 2011 at 00:33

    You know I was raging pretty hard when I wrote that post.
    Now I've had a couple of beers I can laugh at it.

    I still feel there are some cheap bastards out there... but I made my point.

    On with the tips and lessons and shit tomorrow I guess.

    Love to all especially Erika. *sigh* We can only live in hope shnukkiepoops.

    ..and G, much appreciated.

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  15. Generally Disgruntled13 April 2011 at 02:39

    It's a necessary thing to say sometimes. I know the feeling. Now I feel bad. I've been out of the blog circuit for a little bit and I feel like I may have done this in the past. I'm sorry man, I do read it. It's just sometimes I don't know exactly how to respond. But yeah, guitars are totally cool.

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  16. Potholderz13 April 2011 at 03:16

    Good post...lol jk. I'm sick of people doing that on my blog as well. It's like if your not even reading my posts, then dont even bother leaving a comment.

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  17. Stef Pelgrims13 April 2011 at 08:08

    my theory is that you just need to blog drunk, that way you wont be angry when people say: cool.

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  18. rinns14 April 2011 at 16:39

    interesting!
    Follow me @ http://isuckdicks.blogspot.com


    I'm joking, I've just trolloped over here from Zombies blog (after seeing your name around) and I am quite intrigued. I don't know an ass about music.. or mixing music.. Or even defining music genres but your writing style is amusing and it sends me into mini clapping/giggling fits even though I don't quite know what is going on. derp.

    I SHALL CONTINUE TO VENTURE HERE, IN HOPES OF ACQUIRING SOME ENTERTAINMENT. YOU HAVE NOT FAILED ME THUS FAR. *caps because I'm shouting, obviously*

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